& Personal Ads Fun!!!
worlds funniest personal ads!
Over the years there have been
countless thousands of daft, silly and downright hilarious
personals postings - we've found a few from the Internet
and complied them here for your enjoyment:)
"Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased
to hear from young lady with tractor. Please send photograph
of tractor." - Advertisement in Evesham Admag, 1977.
"A report indicates that email relationships
can be far more intimate than normal dating. Women are most
likely to find a potential lover online, with 72% admitting
to having had an online romance, compared to 52% of men.
The report also found that 33% of all online relationships
led to a date." - The Sunday Times, Innovations, 17-1-1999
Minimalist seeks woman.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,
hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying
by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out
of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home
from work, Call (xxx) xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
Our Note: The ad above turned out to be an adoption offer
for a black labrador retriever 8 week female from the
Atlanta humane Society. It had 15,000 calls from men all
over the country!!!!
Knight Seek His Queen
Male Seeking Female, 28 years old, 6’ 4” tall
This knight in shining armour is seeking an audience with
the queen. If you enjoy having a man make you dinner, a
man who will sweep you off your feet, treat you to the world
of never ending respect, with adventure, humor, kindness,
relaxation, and love mixed in for a solid foundation, than
perhaps you are the queen for me. The Knight requests a
Queen who will dress to impress. I will bow at your feet.
If I sound interesting or you have a wish to find the man
of your dreams, look no further, your Knight in shining
armour has arrived.
1970 GMC w/Jet Skiis SWM, NM, GL, NS, SD, AC. Low mileage,
custom paint, long sandy blonde graphics. 6'2" Lift.
Bright hazel headlights will take 20-30 SF anywhere. Email
for free test drive/ride.
When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome,
rich, intelligent. Now I'm 64, they only have to know how
to read and use the telephone!
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first personals ad?
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